Amalone's Diary Chapter 20Today, I learned a great lesson.Never get into a drinking contest with a pirate.My head hurts so much that even holding this pen is difficult.Damn those pirate swine. They're the ones who wanted to drink, and now they're acting like they're dying.I ended up rolling one guy outside after he insisted he was going to "vomit like a fountain." Hopefully, a bit of sun will set him straight.These damned fools said they would take me to town, so for now, I guess I'll whip them up a hangover cure.1 Mullet some guy fished up during the night(Just thinking about cleaning the fish makes my head hurt again.)1 Turnip6 Chili Peppers2 cloves of GarlicPinch of SaltWhatever alcohol is left.1 Onion1 spoon of Ginger PowderDash of PepperHandful of Mountain ParsleyBoiling Water(This is very important!! These bastards have no clue about hygiene! Two exclamation marks because it's important!!)The name will be Hangover Hair of the Dog Minus the Dog Soup.I combined recipes from Guyenne and my own secret family recipe.What more is there to say?They were all lured by the spicy smell, but now they're busy eating while sweating profusely.They seem to like it very much, seeing as how they're excitedly slurping away. It was the same for me. I understand.Everyone was so impressed. A few of them started to cry, and not from the spiciness.That's right, ignorant fools. Now you understand the importance of cooking, right?So hurry up and take me to my editor.I need to, uh, teach him a few things I learned from the pirate life... Hidden story objects: - 1 Rowen Recipe #1/4 - 2 Rowen Recipe #2/4 - 3 Rowen Recipe #3/4 - 4 Rowen Recipe #4/4 |